Scary Thoughts
November 13, 2006 at 2.06 pmI’ve just eaten my cobbled-together lunch. Sort of like a risotto-based jambalaya with tuna undertones. More about yesterday’s meal later, dear readers.
While blitzing said concoction in the office microwave, I was chatting to Maxine, the new girl. She commented on my lunch, so I replied that it was just, well, slightly altered leftovers from a meal I’d cooked for the housemates.
At this, she looked confused. I looked confused that she looked confused.
Max: "You have housemates?"
Me: "Yes - I live in a shared house. There are five of us."
Maxines looks confused, still.
Me: "You look confused."
Max: "Someone told me that you had five children."
Me: "Erm, if I have, I don’t know about them!"
Of course, it’d be odd for someone to have five children yet live in a shared house. Unless it’s some sort of hippy commune, of course…and tie-dye just doesn’t suit me.
Spacial capacity point: 5 little Mahinda’s and a big Mahinda into one house in South Manchester????
Comment by Pablo — November 13, 2006 @ 2.25 pm
hehe…I wonder what they would look like…
Comment by Emma — November 13, 2006 @ 3.47 pm
Madness! you only have two children.
Comment by hoose — November 13, 2006 @ 4.06 pm
Who have you been having other children with?!?
/grumpy wifey
Comment by Alsion — November 13, 2006 @ 5.18 pm
… dad?
Comment by Rosy — November 14, 2006 @ 1.38 am
House mates => house mites => wee mites => children
Easy!
Comment by Emma (aka Dorset Skip Chick) — November 14, 2006 @ 8.26 am