Grumping

November 29, 2005 at 7.45 pm

I’m feeling exceedingly grumpy today.

Maybe it’s because I’m a bit ill. Or because work’s not gone well today. In fact, it’s probably a combination of the two. As I write, I’m waiting for sodding Oracle to install. Again.

As well as all that, there’s a car share plan that’s going a bit wrong. Oh well. Serves me right for trying to organise people’s lives, I suppose.

The thing is, whenever you try to help, or organise something, and it doesn’t work out, it makes you less inclined to do it the next time.

The example I usually quote is the birthday day out. I used to organise a bit of a do for my birthday, which is shared with a couple of mates as well. Back in 2000 it was paintballing, then karting in 2001. Both of these were before lots of my friends had done them, which made them extra-exciting. Then the best of the lot was in 2002 - quad-biking, clay pigeon shooting and archery…for only £35! It was great!

However, that’s when I realised that it was getting too stressful. People dropping out late on, or having to be chased up. I think I lost over £100 on it in the end.

In 2003, I did it again. Just quad-biking this time, with the usual 30+ people.

While the day out was much fun, it was a nightmare to organise. I realised that, each time, I’d spent much of my birthday week running around and stressing…which just wasn’t worth it.

So I vowed never to do it ever again. But I’ve missed it ever since.

Maybe it’s the way I organise things - I give people too much choice, and try to accommodate everyone, whereas I should just be saying “right, here’s what we’re doing, take it or leave it”.

But that’s just not me.

Oracle’s now creating a new database. 26% and counting…

Long Overdue, Again

November 23, 2005 at 2.40 pm

Stuff. Been busy at work, and my lunchtimes have been used up with other stuff, so no updates for a while.

So, what’s been particularly noteworthy of late? Well, the week before last was pretty exciting, with the Font beer festival on Tuesday night, then the horror night at Howell’s place on Wednesday.

Thursday saw my annual visit to the UMIST beer festival, which featured a shockingly, well, shocking lack of beers - I remember the heady days of the late 90s, when well over a hundred beers were featured. It’s now down to about 50 or 60, unfortunately - with lots of people still partaking, it just means that the beers mostly run out by Friday, and the Saturday session’s a complete non-starter. Oh well.

Before the beer fest, I’d been dragged out for a meal by my boss. It was in Cachumba, in West Dids, with the group comprising Alison (boss), Stuart (her husband) and Ellie (one of their mates). The food was excellent, as usual, and the conversation tended a bit further towards analytical chemistry than most. Fortunately, I wasn’t too out of my depth, although I really have forgotten so much. Found out that Ellie was a real ale drinker, and we shared a fondness for the Little John pub in Hathersage - she’s very jealous of my mates Ed and Andrea, who live all of 100 yards from it.

Back to UMIST on Friday night for more beer. Not that there was that much left. The usual suspects included Pete, Rosy, Linden, Ed, Justin, Alison and Liz. I think. We were later joined by Housemate Helen and Simon (her bloke), who’d been on a works social. I took a bit of time out and moseyed to TriBeCa to say hello to CAMRA Amy, who was over on a works social - she now lives in Liverpool, and was previously in Bury, so I never really got to see much of her anyway.

As fits a girl whom I first met behind the bar at a beer festival, I managed to convince her to come back to UMIST with me, rather than getting the last train back to ScouseLand. The promise of one of the Tenby Towers spare mattresses worked nicely!

So, beer. I might write them all up…once I find my annotated lists…

Went home at the end…don’t think we went anywhere else…and woke up bright and early to take Amy to Piccadilly. Ouch.

Jez has a fiddle in Pete's living room
The boozer started off highbrow…

Dropped Amy off and headed to Pete’s, via Asda, for the carnage that is a Hattrick Boozer (unfortunately, the website isn’t doing too well these days). For this one, we were going karting, and it was going to be ace!

Rather than write it all out here, I’ll point to Pete’s excellent summaries.

Final results from the karting are here, with a Pete’s-eye-view of the whole day out here

Sunday was spent in recovery. Well, it started with the boozer breakfast, at the rather excellent Olive Tree in Withington village. This is, apparently, a Greek restaurant…but I know it chiefly as an anti-hangover greasy spoon. Except without the grease. Decent breakfasts, at a reasonable price, and excellent service. I can now recommend the hot chocolate, too. Nothing fancy, just exactly what a hung over Mahinda needs. Somerfield being just across the road proves handy for newspaper buying purposes, too.

Brian and Toby snuggle up
…but ended up with the usual carnage

After that, well, I’m not too sure what I did, but it involved hanging around the house watching music television, and sleeping. Oh, that’s it - I got back in after breakfast to find Housemate Helen cleaning the house, so I helped by cleaning the kitchen floor, which had gotten very manky indeed.

And that FINALLY brings that week to a close. Only a week and a half behind, now!

Shock Horror!

November 16, 2005 at 7.45 pm
Pictures stolen from Howell’s site
The Blair Witch
The Blair Witch popped in…
Blair Witch on the Sofa
…and sat on the sofa
Hee-heeee!
The King of Pop joined us too…
Blood of the Vikings
…as did a beserker

Last Wednesday saw the Horror Film Night at Howell’s place. Now, you may remember reading about the Foiled Night…and it was pretty much in the same vein.

As usual, I was running late, so I dashed home from work and made my costume. A bit late for Hallowe’en (as Howell had only just got back from Mexico - more about that later), but never mind!

  1. Take one old shirt (white).
  2. Rip it up.
  3. Spread liberally with Tesco’s Vampire Blood
  4. Allow to dry.
  5. Apply grey and white facepaint. To face. Probably.
  6. Apply black facepaint around eyes.
  7. Put on dark trousers, businesslike shoes, and aforementioned shirt.
  8. Find suitable tie and put that on, too.
  9. Apply aforementioned fake blood to face.
  10. Voila! One Businessman Zombie, à la Shaun of the Dead.

So, I added a fleece to hide it all and walked to Howell’s place. Met up with Torkjel on the way, and we were the first to arrive.

Howell greeted us in the dark, wearing a fantastic mummy outfit…except that I think we managed to scare him more than he did us. We’re scary chaps, y’know!

We entered the flat, which featured screams, etc. courtesy of the Omen soundtrack, and waited for the others. Guest list was as follows:

  • Howell - mummy (full body bandages!)
  • Julie - skeleton (face mask)
  • Torkjel - skeleton (full head mask and bloody sword)
  • Jo - ghost (retro chic bedsheet affair)
  • Me - zombie businessman

So, let the films begin!

The Silent Scream

First up, The Silent Scream, a Hammer House of Horror episode from 1980.

Peter Cushing playing the bad guy

In summary, there’s this bloke who comes out of prison, back into the arms of beautiful/dutiful wifey, who’s fallen on pretty hard times while he was inside. During his stay, he’d been visited by a pet shop owner, played by the great Peter Cushing, who’d been a Hammer regular.

I’ll digress for a minute, if I may. It’s my blog, so I can. I developed something of a horror film fetish in my early teens, and watched an awful lot of the Hammer films. It’s engrained deep in my psyche (and that of many others) that Peter Cushing is the good guy, whose sole purpose is to go out and kill the bad guy, invariably played by Christopher Lee.

Well, this time, Cushing played the bad guy. This REALLY confused me!

Anyway, the ex-con had been given some money by Cushing, to help him out, and he decided to go to the pet shop to say thanks. Cushing then offers him an assistant’s job there…and shows him his fine collection of exotic (and highly dangerous) pets, including a panther, a baboon and an extremely fierce kangaroo.

And the rest would spoil it for you. Suffice to say, it was a proper story that twisted and turned like an angry koala.

The Silent Scream
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Night of the Demon

Once that had finished, and we did some other stuff (more later), Howell put on Night of the Demon, a classic British horror film of the ’50s, complete with cute heroine, dashing (and very American) hero, and evil-yet-companionable upper-class villain. And a great big scary monster, of course.

It's in the trees! It's coming!
 

It’s such a classic that it’s on Wikipedia…but then, most things are!

It was a pretty good story, albeit fairly predictable. The effects would have been quite something back then, and were only let down by a truly ghastly (but not in a good way) rubber demon mask.

With the right ambience, though, it was fairly scary. The music in particular was excellent - just right to put you on edge and build up tension.

Night of the Demon
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The Exorcist

No, we didn’t see this one as well! It’s just that, well, I’m digressing again.

A real pea-souper

As we watched Night of the Demon, it seemed more and more familiar. I eventually twigged - this had been one half of the double bill in which I first saw The Exorcist, way back at the Elstree Film Festival in 1995. It was something like May or June (I remember it being quite warm), and my mate Ian (of the sailing holiday) and I decided to go along. Elstree’s quite close to the ancestral home, of course. Back then, The Exorcist was most definitely not on general release, so it was a great chance to see it.

So, we turn up and I ask to buy a pair of tickets.

Ticket girl: “Are you 18?”
Us: “Yes.”

We weren’t - Ian was a month shy of his 18th birthday, and I had only just turned 17.

Ticket girl: “Can you prove it?”
Us: “Erm…no..?”
Ticket girl: “Oh, go on then.”

She shrugged, took our money, and let us in. It was a private auditorium rather than a commercial cinema, or I don’t think we’d have stood a chance!

I’d completely forgotten what the non-Exorcist film was…until now. It was the mystical Indian sidekick who came along about a quarter of the way through that did it. His comedy Welsh-cum-subcontinental accent, to be precise.

With an audience of film buffs, The Exorcist was a truly chilling experience. It’s all about the atmosphere.

The second time I saw it was when, a couple of years later, it finally came out on general release, and was shown at the Manchester Odeon. Unfortunately, the audience then was a bunch of pissed-up students with absolutely no appreciation of the genre. The crude (by today’s standards) special effects were met with derision, laughter, and even cheering. Suspension of disbelief was, well, suspended :-(

The Exorcist (Elstree)
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Strangely enough, I never really got into the book.

Back to the Party

So, what else did we do?

More pictures from Howell’s site
Mr Potato
Mr Potato has no eyes in infra-red!
Bobbing for apples
Apples - tastier than brains
Scary zombie
Dolores Cranberry on a bad night
Scary Elmo
With big sharp pointy teeth!
  • We got a takeaway from the excellent Globe, which offers Mexican, Italian, Chinese, Thai and Malaysian dishes as well as a selection of curries…and matching beers with which to wash them down!
  • We bobbed for apples - Jo was especially good at this, while Howell…wasn’t.
  • We ate lots of strange and wonderful snacks, that Howell had brought back from Mexico.
  • We drank beer and blood (aka red wine) into the small hours.
  • We all auditioned for the part of Cookie Monster. Howell took each one of us, in private, to the kitchen, without telling us what we were going to do. The next day, Antony (who couldn’t make it) judged the video footage, and pronounced Howell the winner.

…and I think that’s about it!

The photos taken by Howell with his camera in infra-red mode were pretty scary, especially when it was connected to the TV - when he pointed the camera at Jo, it all looked very The Ring. Eeeek.

In summary, MUCH fun.

More Overdue Bloggage

at 2.40 pm

Right. I’ve been rather poor at keeping up recently, so I’d better start writing!

So…

Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride

On Friday night, I moseyed into town to see rather excellent Corpse Bride.

First up, however, was Bare Bones at the Cornerhouse - basically, an exhibition featuring some of the original puppets from the film, as well as pre-production sketches. I met Si, and we spent half an hour or so happily moseying around the foyers looking at stuff, before heading to the AMC cinema to meet the others (Jordan, Paul and Ben).

Tim Burton's Corpse Bride
 

I REALLY enjoyed the film. Okay, so it was aimed at kids and the plot was therefore rather transparent, but it was all marvellously executed with beautiful animation and clever gags. It ticked all the boxes, with comedy sidekicks, a wimpy anti-hero, and a proper pantomime villain all in attendance.

Ben (aka “New Pam”) had a somewhat different opinion, thinking that it was a bit difficult to follow at times, and had trouble suspending his disbelief…but I think Ben and I may well be the type who tend to differ in our film reviews anyway!

Anyway, I’m hardly Barry Norman, am I?

Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride
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After the film, we met up with Pete and Rosy (who’d been to see Saw 2. I would have seen Saw 2 too, except that I’d not seen Saw, so shouldn’t really see Saw 2 first) in the excellent Knott Bar for a few beers.

The pub conversation was lively, and Pete and I managed to thoroughly confuse Linden - she txted, asking if we were coming out to play that night, so we sent her alternative lines of the same txt. My half was:

…Knott Bar, and…
…fancy Anal Treats…
…*some text missing*

I’ll have to leave you to guess what the other lines were. Mainly because I can’t remember them.

Home reasonably early (for a Friday night), in preparation for a busy November 5th.

Treason and Plot…and Hockey

Got up on Saturday morning (okay, afternoon then) to go and play my first hockey match for the Sale 2nd XI. But I’ve already posted about that here.

After hockey, I went home and grabbed much needed showerage, before heading over to Jo’s place for chilli, parkin and mulled wine. Not necessarily in that order.

The lovely Steph cooked a lovely chilli (seldom has Quorn tasted so good!) and the mulled wine was pretty good, too. The parkin, despite Jo’s earlier warnings, was nice as well.

Pictures shamelessly stolen from Mark’s site
Bang!
The fireworks were nice…
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…and the bonfire was big
Sparklies!
We had sparklies!
Bright shiny spinny things
Bright light! Bright light!

Who was there…Jo and her housemates Steph and Amanda…random walkers in Mark, Torkjel, Julie and Gavin…and Mark (another one), whom I’d met when I went out with Howell for that Japanese meal in Wilmslow. There was another MADwalker too, but I really cannot remember his name. A Brentford fan, for his sins.

Anyway, we got the bus to Wythenshawe Park (well, to Northenden plus a walk), and managed to catch a few minutes of fireworks, before lighting lots of sparklers and waving them around. As one does.

I found Pete, Emma, Rosy, Laura, Kate, Matt L, Mark J, Pete R, Linden, Ed, and some others (I’m sure) hanging around about 20 yards from us, and they told us that we’d not missed much - there really wasn’t much by way of fireworks.

After the fireworks, the walkers (and me!) headed for the funfair. It was all bright and shiny and spinny. We went on the spinny-fasty-uppy-downy one, and the roundy-roundy-spinny-yellow one. That’s all the description you’re going to get.

We then got the bus back, and set up camp in the Woodstock - a rather fine real ale pub, which has unfortunately lost an awful lot of character in a recent refurb. There was no room at the inn, so we donned our coats and sat outside. I got called a freak by Amanda* for sitting outside in just a T-shirt (and trousers, obviously) while others were shivering in fleeces.

Sparklies in the garden
I may look a bit camp…
…but then there’s Ross

* Amanda. Jo’s housemate. Quite possibly the neatest-looking girl in the world. In the entire course of the evening, she managed to not get a single hair out of place. No windsweptness…no general fairground ride unkemptness…amazing.

Last orders came and went, and the group dispersed. I moseyed over to Kate’s place for a little party she was having with the others who’d been at the fireworks. Given that it’s all of 100 yards from my place, it’d be rude not to!

We all drank, chatted and played with burning things until the wee hours. My sparklies were the best, proving that size really does matter. They did tend to droop a bit, though.

Demonic sparkler fun

Font Beer Festival

November 9, 2005 at 2.37 pm

Last night, Mark, Pete, Luc and I spent a pleasant couple of hours in Font Bar - they were throwing a bit of a beer festival, to celebrate their recent inclusion in the 2006 Good Beer Guide. Huzzah!

Alison managed to pop in later, too, complete with Rodney, her cello.

Closing time at Font
Like something out of The 7th Guest

Friendly (and, it has to be said, rather attractive*) bar staff, a decent selection of ales, and a generally nice bar with plenty of seating. The music wasn’t bad, either, and at about the right volume for a sociable evening.

* Apart from the ginger bloke. Sorry mate - you’re nice enough, but just not my type ;-)

So, the beers. Between us (with plenty of overlap), we managed the lot…

(each beer has its Font tasting notes, followed by my personal rating and notes)

Bazen’s Pacific (3.8%)
Part of the infamous SBS (Salford Brewing Syndicate), this light session bitter goes down a treat. The brewer has just ordered 100 casks as demand for his ‘art’ grows…
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Good, honest bitter, with plenty of hops.

Bank Top Dark Mild (4.0%)
This is a bloody gorgeous dark mild, and has unusually strong character. Bolton’s finest beers can be found all over Greater Manchester.. Look out fo ‘Flat Cap’, a tribute to the late and great steeplejack Fred Dibnah.
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As usual for this one, very dark and very flavoursome. Full of roasty overtones, with a really strong dark coffee aftertaste.

Rooster’s Zulu (4.7%)
A fantastic new Porter (bit like Guinness only nicer) from Yorkshire brewer Sean Franklin. Described as ‘God’ by his many fans, the beers he makes are ‘God’s own water’.
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Much too watery for a porter. Possibly even too watery for a mild. Nice enough flavour, just not much of it.

Millstone True Grit (5.0%)
Strong pale ale from the Brummie lads Nick and John, who now reside in Mossley. An absolute CAMRA favourite and winner of many beer festival awards. Also this beer festival organiser’s favourite.
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A nice pint - would rate higher, but I just don’t like hoppy light ales …and this is a fine example of the species!

Bryson’s Wheat Beer (4.0%)
Brewed in Morecambe, this is a fine example of an English Wheat beer. Compare the taste with the German versions like Erdinger or the Kronenbourg Blank (upstairs on the bar).
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Decent floral aftertaste, but again, pretty watery, with very little on the palate at first.

Phoenix Monkeytown Mild (3.8%)
Smooth, creamy, dark and very hard to find in pubs, as it isn’t brewed very often. Monkeytown is the nickname for Heywood. God only knows why.
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Rather palatable, really. A decent mild.

Phoenix Wobbly Bob (6.0%)
Legendary ale from the Phoenix brewery, only really found at beer festivals where it’s often the first to go. Red-brwon in colour and full of bittery flavours.
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A definite favourite for some of the lads - flavoursome and lots of body - but I’ve definitely had better pints of Wobbly Bob. Still rates highly though, which is a sign of how good this stuff is.
Luc says: “LUC SEAL OF APPROVAL”

Hawkhead Gold (on handpump upstairs; 4.4%)
A hoppy, golden ale from the heart of the Lake District. This beer is certain to run out very quickly, so get a pint as soon as possible!
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My worst of the fest. A very light session beer, hoppy but just not all that nice.

Hopstar Dunn Chasing (4.5%)
This is a very rare golden bitter not to be found anywhere outside the town it comes from. A very nice bloke called Barry makes this beer, and if he’s not making beer he’s usually propping up the bar at the Black Horse pub in Darwen.
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Nice, but VERY hoppy - too much so for my taste, but the others liked it.

Owl Brewery Yon Owl (on handpump upstairs; 4.0%)
Pale bitter which is very easy on the palate. Very good beer; not sure about the pump clips whough…brewed in Oldham, hence the Oldham Owl is used as the brewery’s insignia.
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A bit watery, yet again. Maybe I shouldn’t have had those strong dark ales first?!

Facer’s Crabtree (4.3%)
Legendary light ale and ‘Beer of the Festival 2005′ at Chorlton’s last beer festival. If you like lager and aren’t sure about all this real ale, then this is the one to try first. Brewed in Salford but soon to be moved to Wales so Dave can make and sell even more of it.
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Tastes like a particularly flavoursome lager. Nice work, Dave!

J.W.Lees’ Moonraker (7.5%)
Strong ale to be found in only a handful of John Willies’ pubs. Don’t drink too much of it though.
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Not the best pint of Moonraker, but still nice enough.
Luc says: “It’s no Old Tom!”

New Forest Perry
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Tried it on the off-chance, as I don’t often get to taste decent perry. Unfortunately, it’s still perry.
Definitely best left for Linden’s cidery taste buds. Eugh!

Tasty tasty beer!

My overall winner is the Bank Top Dark Mild, as it’s definitely the one whose flavour I can remember the most. A sledgehammer amongst lumphammers! Brewery website here, with their ales page here.

All in all, not too bad, not not great either. You’ve got to bear in mind that I don’t give out 9s very often, never mind 10s!
 

Unfortunately, I didn’t find out until pretty late on that there were another 10 beers each in Space (next door), and the Thirsty Scholar (about 40 yards away). Oh well - we’d never have got round them all anyway, even between us!

Sports Update

November 8, 2005 at 5.36 pm

I’ve done rather well on the sporting scene over the last few days…

Shooting

I was on fire at the rifle range last night. Not literally. After Sunday night (and the rest of the weekend), and a fairly hard day at the office yesterday, I was feeling very bleary-eyed, so wasn’t expecting much. I’ve been in a very poor run of shooting form of late, too, being down in the low 90s rather than the mid 90s that I’d reached at the start of this year.

I was even more despondent when I realised that I had two competition cards to shoot.

I got the rifle ready, got into position, and my knees started hurting - I’d taken some of the skin off them at Saturday’s hockey match.

But somehow, I fired off a 99! And then a 97! Basically, my best ever score, and then my joint 5th best (I think). In nine years of shooting. It was a “good” 99 too - there’s a small dot right in the middle of each target, and I obliterated something like 5 out of 10 of them. Even the shot that dropped the point was only just out.

I’m hoping for really good things once I get a decent rifle. Maybe even the national leagues. Just been on to the firearms coppers again, and elicited a promise that the forms would be sent out again. I’m seriously contemplating quitting the Monday night badminton and instead spending half an hour just relaxing in my car with my eyes closed.

Hockey

I also seem to have cemented a place in our 2nd hockey XI.

Saturday saw my second proper match for them, against Northop Hall, at home. As right back, against a team of big lads, it was quite a physical game. Literally a game of two halves, we went in 0-2 down at half time, but managed to win 3-2. I even managed to set up the equaliser - I got the ball just inside our half, sprinted with it to the top of the D, and played an inch-perfect ball through to Dave, who just had to sweep it into the goal.

Almost did the same about 5 minutes later, but John put it just wide.

I’m still not quite there yet, though - the shape and movement of the team is completely different to what I’m used to with the thirds.

I’m missing the 3rds already, with their (our?!) “warming up’s for girls, now where are the cigarettes?” attitude. I may drop back down when a couple of absentees start playing again, but I think it’s more likely that we’ll be used as rotating subs when we’re all available. Or something.

Weekend in GeordieLand

at 1.29 pm

I don’t think I ever wrote this one up. A couple of weekends ago, I moseyed on up to Claire’s place, for the first time in ages.

Friday night traffic was just not pleasant. In the driving rain, I reckon there were two decent-sized accidents that each happened about a mile ahead of me. Needless to say, I spent a lot of the journey not going very fast.

Claire...with a halo
The delightful Claire…with a halo!

I eventually got to Claire’s place, up in Gateshead, at something like 10pm, having forgotten my directions. She then plied me with pizza and rocket, before we settled down on the sofa for some wine and a good long chat.

Now, Claire’s one of my closest friends. I’ve known her for pretty much ten years, one of which was spent as her housemate, and (almost) three of which were spent going out with one of her best friends. Unfortunately, we really don’t see much of each other these days, so it was absolutely lovely to spend a bit of time alone together.

Saturday was all about entertaining. Claire and I were basically throwing a bit of a dinner party for us and two “other” couples. I say “other couples” (I’m not going to attempt double double quotes!) because, well, Claire and I are clearly not a couple.

One big happy family
As well as the links shown, James is the only one without
a MUGSS connection.

The others were Josephine & James, who had travelled from York, and Ed & Andrea, who’d come up from Hathersage. All of us except James had known each other from back in our university days, and had all been in MUGSS*. Josephine, Andrea and Claire had spent a year living together (in Allingham St), as had Claire, Andrea and me (Park Range). Oh, and Josephine and Andrea had been Oak House flatmates in their first year. Sod it - just look at the diagram!

* It’s actually through Tim (old schoolmate, in MUGSS) that I really met Claire, Josephine and Andrea, on the somewhat auspicious date of 29th February 1996. I’d met Claire before, as we were in the same group of flats (she was in 51, me in 53), but we’d not really spoken much.

Meal

A fair mix of dietary preferences meant that my stock variation on “salmon or chicken on a bed of mushroom risotto” wasn’t going to happen, so we went for something out of my newly-acquired MasterChef Goes Large cookbook.

MasterChef Goes Large

Well, sort of - as usual, it was based on the cookbook, but wasn’t quite the same.

We ended up doing chicken breasts stuffed with ricotta, mozzarella and spinach, lovingly wrapped in prosciuttio, accompanied with creamy champ, steamed baby carrots and peas.

We’d not realised that Ed was non-cheese (as well as non-fancy), so one of the chicken parcels had to be quickly opened and decheesed before being cooked. Turned out alright, though.

I supplied a mish-mash of a starter, with slivers of toasted French stick coated in (a) leftover ricotta/mozzerella/spinach mixture, (b) tuna, onion and herb, or (c) herbs and olive oil.

Josephine supplied dessert, which took the form of cream cakes. We were all a bit full by that point!

Trivial

After dinner, we played Trivial Pursuit 20th Anniversary Edition. Which is RUBBISH! The questions are all from the last 20 years, which is fair enough, but they’re utterly hit-and-miss - if you’re lucky, you get “What’s Ginger Spice’s real name?” If you’re not, you get “What’s Michael Bolton’s shoe size?” It’s got a much higher luck factor than real Trivial Pursuit.

Pub!

Once that was over, we took a trip out to Claire’s local (well, the second closest pub - her first didn’t look too promising). She’d never been there before, and we were pleasantly surprised - a proper quiet local pub, with decent ale and a lock-in! What more do you need?

Unfortunately, we didn’t really take advantage of the lock-in, although Ed and I, left to our own devices, would probably have stayed there for hours.

Went back, drank some more, and went to bed.

Grammatically Incorrect

The Sage Gateshead.

Not “The Sage, Gateshead” but “The Sage Gateshead”.

It’s “a new home for music, bringing about a widespread and long-term enrichment of music in the North of England.”

Basically, it’s a concert hall and stuff, and Claire’s a manager there. It’s a pretty amazing place, looking like a giant slug (halfway through digesting another slug) on the Gateshead waterfront. It’s got two main halls, which don’t actually touch each other (or the roof) at any point, and there are all these nifty features for musical excellence. And stuff.

Unfortunately, its website is blighted by trendiness and cheese. One of those things where it all looks very nice, but you start reading and realise that it’s the textual equivalent of a cappucino - all froth and no substance. And the name, which is just crying out for a comma. Without one, it’s just something (or someone) called Gateshead, who happens to be particularly wise.

Anyway, Claire gave us the tour on Sunday morning, once Josephine and James had left. Ed and Andrea hadn’t really seen the place before, while I’d been shown it twice previously.

After the tour, we went round the Baltic Centre, which was interesting (as usual) then up to two pubs. First up, The Tyne, which was very nice indeed (and served a good pint), and then The Cluney, (nothing to do with George) which is a Head of Steam pub. Sunday lunch at The Cluney was tasty and large, which was exactly what we needed!

Herbs and Rubber

Once Ed and Andrea went on their merry way, Claire had work for me.

The Herbs
I hope they live…
Andrea's cake
Happy Birthday Andrea!

Namely, helping her fix a puncture on her bike (she’s perfectly capable, but it’s got proper racer wheels so changing the tyre is a bugger for one), then planting some herbs that we’d bought on Saturday.

She’s now got a windowbox with sage, chives, thyme and parsley, plus a pot of basil. I think. Not that I’ve got green fingers - I just know about herbs.

We then realised that we’d not had Andrea’s birthday cake, which had been carefully hidden then forgotten about. So we did. And very nice it was, too!

 

Age and Beauty

Fortunately, the drive home was far smoother than the one there. Got back around 8pm, and had to head out immediately to find Laura, who was out celebrating her 30th birthday. I eventually found her and her chums in a curry house, and hung out with them for a while before heading back to her place, along with her teacher mates (she’s in her first year of teaching secondary stuff).

Laura’s one of those girls who really doesn’t look her age. Well, I don’t think so, anyway. I definitely think of her as my age (27) rather than 30.

The teacher mates were…odd. But then, my experience of teachers has shown me that, when they do let their hair down (not often), they bloody well go mental.

I didn’t mind. I just had to drink faster in an attempt to get at least some way towards their level.

Went home eventually, and to bed. Another eventful weekend.

Solomon Grundy

November 7, 2005 at 7.43 pm

Solomon Grundy,
Born on a Monday,
Christened on Tuesday,
Married on Wednesday,
Took ill on Thursday,
Worse on Friday,
Died on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday.
This is the end of
Solomon Grundy.

Poor sod. Wikipedia, as usual, has more details.

So, it’s a particularly dark and stormy Thursday evening, and I’m walking to Solomon’s with Housemate Helen. Housemate Lynda cried off for work purposes, and Housemate Andrew was just being an old man - we left him sitting on the sofa drinking cider.

Most of the other Withingtonites and Didsbury folk couldn’t make it out, leaving just me, Housemate Helen (the smaller), Pete and Rosy.

It's as big as her head!

No sign of Ceilidh Cat either, although she did drop me a txt saying that she’d meant to turn up, but was at the other end of Rusholme* and it was bucketing down. It’s from that txt that I found out that she’s a Cat rather than a Kat.

* It being Eid, Rusholme would have been absolutely rammed solid.

Oh well, never mind. Not quite a hattrick of knock-backs. I think.

The four of us had a jolly enough time drinking, and moseyed on home at normal closing time. One of the things we discovered was that a pint of Hoegaarden is, in fact, as big as Helen’s head! But then, she is tiny.

You Dancin’?

November 3, 2005 at 1.26 pm

Remember Bus Stop Girl from a couple of posts ago? Probably not, as I didn’t refer to her as such. She was the one who lives around the corner from me, with whom I’d shared a cab back home last Thursday evening.

Anyway, I dropped her a txt asking whether she fancied nipping out for a drink. On Tuesday. No reply. I’ll take that as my second knock-back in a week :-(

Last night, I went to the Jabez ceilidh. Always fun, but this time Housemate Helen, ex-Housemate Patricia and Alsion all cried off, and Linden was only due later. If at all. Fortunately, there’s a fair bunch of people I know there, chiefly MUGSS types, so there was nothing preventing me from heading along anyway.

For a change, there was no Platt Fields hockey beforehand, and I therefore wasn’t driving, so I could grab a few pints.

Turned up, and found Malcolm, Gareth, Jordan and Clare. Paul turned up in due course and, before long, the band began to play.

I grabbed Clare for the first dance, which is always nice, and then looked around for a new partner for the second, as the MUGSS bunch last night was predominantly male. I found a girl called Kat, who was there on her own because she’d been collared by a girl she’d gotten talking to that day at uni…who she couldn’t find. Anyway, we couldn’t fit into a set, so we sat that one out and chatted, before joining for the next dance.

It was the OXO reel, one of the ones that seems really easy but tends to go wrong, and requires 6 couples. Which we had. Kat and I were in a group of newbies. The dance starts with men and women in two lines, facing each other and holding hands. I went to hold hands with the bloke next to me, and he looked terrified then just buggered off, taking his partner with him!

Fortunately, we managed to get a replacement couple from the floor. I reckon I was just too manly for him!

After the dance, I introduced Kat to Sam McVeigh and Paul Kendler, and Zenobia turned up to say hello - she was the girl who’d convinced Kat to come along! It’s a small world - I got to know Zenobia through the ceilidh last (academic) year, but it turned out that she was a friend of Alsion’s and we’d actually met in my living room at the Ruddigore preshow party.

Anyway, cue much ceilidh goodness. Danced with many pretty girlies, as usual, which was nice. Linden turned up for a while, too, although Mark didn’t. Maybe next time…

Got the bus home with Kat (who lives behind Withington Library), who’d had a random, and somewhat strange, bloke chatting her up most of the evening. She’d eventually gotten rid of him by cunningly scarpering while he visited the loo. We ended up swapping numbers, with the promise that I’d be going out for a drink in Withington tonight with some friends, and would she like to join in?

So, having never once before gotten a girl’s number in “open play”, that makes three in 18 days. Get in!

Now I’ve got to see who fancies a drink tonight! It may become a record three brush-offs in a week…

Update

Looks as though there’ll be at least three of us at Solomon’s tonight, from 9pm onwards. Time to drop Kat a txt…